February 2011
152 posts
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Reblog if you're taller than 5'5".
Sorry short ones, I couldn’t see your feelings from way up here. :’)
January 2011
41 posts
when parents ask you ...
hellolizzieeeee:
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
lol
school tommorow
blitosway:
blackguysforever:
lmfaooo i laugh everytime i see her in a post!
I'm not a morning person
brooklyndreaming:
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
At school:
thehalfbloodprince-:
Monday:
Tuesday:
Wednesday:
Thursday:
Friday:
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
overconfident bitches on Maury.
diaudradaniel:
coolkidcherry:
sunnyydayy:
they’re always like “I AM 1000000% SURE THAT TYRONE IS THE FATHER OF MY BABY! THEY GOT THE SAME NOSE & EVERYTHING!”
then maury’s like “In the case of 5 month old ABCDE (pronounced ab-suhh-dee), Tyrone, you are….. NOT the father.” so the alleged father tyrone is like,
the overconfident bitch is like
then maury’s just sitting there like,
...
Follow me
Follow me on here #Nshit
The awkward moment when your parents just made you...
cocastaysreal:
And you look at them like
While thinking
But because you don’t want something like this to happen…
You help them.
While they look at you like
omjitsmelanie:
mandilinee:
papercut-:
helsinkihatesyou:
How I see my room:
How my mom sees my room:
And she’s like:
“CLEAN YOUR ROOM!”
and I’m like:
“It’s clean”
ALL OF THIS
ALL THE TIMEEE!
preach
yea
dis aint making no sense to me
Tumbling
Tumbling!!!!!!!! LMAO